They are so swoon-worthy, right? And yesss, absolutely agreed about the pining and the restraint and the intensity. Oooooh, the first time Alfred kisses her neck, and he has a moment of hesitation because he's not 100% sure that she wanted him to, and she just turns around and runs her fingertips over his scruff, caressing him all gently and making it so very clear that she doesn't mind. And I want to say AND THEN THEY KISS, but they'll probably take their time with that, too. ;D But it's an almost-kiss. At that point they probably are really into their slow-burning UST.

I AM NOT GOING TO REGRET THAT AT ALL. *furious letter-scribbling* We should definitely try to make Alfred/Diana happen in fic. Ideally we'd just both write it. ;)

Tim's constant snark and how unimpressed he's with literally everything that goes on around him is a delight. And he's so done with Raylan's shit while also enabling him, it's wonderful.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEH YOU WATCHED THE EXPENDABLES. I was starting to think that maybe you hated the movies and were just quietly not mentioning them again. ;) They're awesome, right? I mean, I'm biased because I will watch anything that has Stallone or Statham in it and movies that have BOTH of them are basically heaven to me, but I do think they're great action movies. And yesss, their relationship is glorious. "Christmas is coming" - "But it's June!"
That's such a good point about picking up the case, yesssss. Now you make me want to roll around in my feelings! One of my favourite moments is their break-up conversation in the third movie, when Barney walks out on them and Lee runs outside and confronts him and literally everything they say in that conversation is like a couple breaking up. I have so many feelings about those two idiots. Oh, and Barney's constant bitching about Lee's girlfriend, about how she's not right for him, he has no idea what Lee even wants with her ... ;D