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Yes! Imagine Bruce:

"Ain't isn't a real word, Clark! You're a journalist for fucks sake!"

"Clark, why are you putting ice in your tea? What are you doing?!"

"What's a Toby Keith and why are red solo cups so important?"

"What's so appealing about dirt roads?"

"What the fuck is a buggy, Clark?"

"Are you really telling me you're not gonna make it to the JLA meeting because of a Jayhawks game? And because NASCAR is on right after that?"

"Why are you calling Dick a grasshopper's knees?"


Obviously there's a lot of room for miscommunication and this prompt is beautiful. I hope these inspire someone.