I just rewatched Batman v. Superman and the epic "Do you Bleed?" scene came on and I suddenly envisioned Batman and Superman facing off on the busted bat mobile when Bruce asks Clark the question before boldly yanking Superman down onto the car's busted up hood and taking him right then and there. Clark could easily send Bruce flying but the guy is just so f-ing seductive.

Bonus point: If Superman and Batman's impromptu lovemaking destroys the Batmobile further.