Bruce being Bruce decides to do some secret recon on the newly returned Man of Steel. Bruce's spying on Clark eventually leads him to a small dance studio of all places. He uses his skills to sneak in and sees something he never thought he'd ever see.

Clark Kent, Mr. Wholesome incarnate, pole dancing like an expert. Needless to say Bruce gets all hot and bothered by seeing Clark so smooth and carefree. Now wants the Man of Steel for himself, so he can get private shows of Clark's secret talent.