Playing on the usual fandom ideas of trauma, addiction, and recovery, what if Bruce coped with Clark's death by taking up a new addiction? Because this is a crack prompt, I'm looking for a really weird addiction. Is Bruce addicted to gardening magazines? Does Alfred find them sticking out of the Batwing's console? Or maybe Bruce decides to bury his repressed feelings by reading romance novels (or--like one of my favorite superbat fics--writing them). Basically, I'd like to see a really cute/weird/funny addiction and recovery fic where Bruce picks up the weirdest addiction, someone in his life finds out, and he has to come clean. If Bruce/Clark, I would die forever if his hobby/addiction is something that Clark actually knows a little about (restoring antique tractors??).

Go wild, ye writers!