Inspired by Alfred's line, "Master Wayne, since the age of seven you've taken to the art of deception like Mozart to the harpsichord, but you've never been too hot at lying to me."

Five (or any other number) times that Bruce tried to lie to Alfred and Alfred saw through his bullshit. Mostly looking for Bruce & Alfred shenanigans, but if you want to make this Bruce/Alfred or include Bruce/Clark or Bruce/Dick, I wouldn't mind that at all. :)