Oh wow, thank you! I wanted to do a humor piece, and this being the kinkmeme, I felt a little abashed that I'm not exactly the best kink/smut/porn writer. (LOOK AT ME BLUSH AS I WRITE THE MOST AWKWARD SEX EVER. Okay. Maybe not RIGHT now. But it's going to happen. And soon.) So I was like, "hey mini-fill, how can this go wrong?"

I don't think this is a mini-fill anymore, as I consider writing a part two and three to this fill. xD