Oh, anon! It's like this fill just gets more wonderful with every update, and I didn't think that way possible! Matches! I did not see this coming, and Clark meeting Matches is just amazing. He's so deliciously confused (and I bet Bruce appreciated getting to tell Clark how hot he is, even if it was totally just part of the act).

And then that scene with Alfred! So amazing. Alfred not really answering any questions! Alfred wiping the floor with him! (I'm a huge fan of Gotham's Alfred, so Alfred being a huge badass is right up my alley.) The line about the Batman being a recalcitrant child was hilarious. And then the bit about teaching his boy how to fight dirty, haha. Matches should clearly seduce Clark.